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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze otomobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pull thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your cara and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, ich vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guysa in a Fiat Uno."
     
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied: 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shots him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next and asked the man: 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied: 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'
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An arab at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast !
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"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.
The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow."
Scientists have finally discovered what's wrong with the female brain:
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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- Bula, many commandments are there? - Ask the teacher.
- Ten, sir professor.
- And what happens if one does not respect them?
- I 'il stay nine...
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